FAN MAIL!

The glorious section of Fan Mail! This is where you, the reader, can express the most furious frustration or the highest lifting praise you feel the comic deserves. Or you can talk about flashlights. I don't care really...

This is my homey, Brad. He goes to my church, and likes Weird Al. Apparently, he also likes my comic, and yes, politeness will get you far in this world.

From: Dylan Johnson
Message: Dear Christopher,
Your amazing work has inspired me to change my longing to be a missionary. Your depth of writing and amazing pictures are so...... i can't even describe the passion i feel when i read your comics. Please Christopher may I have your autograph???

p.s. I love you hehehe

Haha, I love Dylan. He goes to my church too. And no, Dylan, you can't have my autograph and QUIT FEELING PASSIONS TO MY COMIC! There's hentai comics out there for that...but I've said too much.

From: Katie Cox
Message: Hi Chris- I just wanted to send you some fan mail (and technically I don't go to your church right now- so I'm an outside source). You make me smile and I'm so Glad God has given you the gifts that He has. Have a great day and keep up the good work. Love Katie Cox

Katie = rox0r. She is super cool and doesn't smell bad.

From: Robby Timm
Message: I..er...uh...just don't get it.

Robby

It's ok, Robby, some people just don't have the mental capacity! BOO YAH, BURNED! Anywho, if you don't get the comic, then SUCKS TO BE YOU! ;) But I'd like to point out that all four emails I have received are from church members...or former ones, whatever.

From: Gracie Kajimura
Message: [blah blah blah, she wants me, blah blah blah] P.S. I read your little comic all the time, AND I vote for you.

No, I didn't put words in her mouth...hahaha. That last bit is true, though. Gracie went to CSSSA with me and she' super cool. She's one of the few people, also, who actually votes for me on Top Comix. Haha. FIRST NON-ST ANDREWS PERSON! WHOOO!

From: Josh Sortelli
Message: Hey, thanks a lot. I actually checked your comic out this earlier afternoon, when I saw it fly up the list. I liked the PTA strip, but the lettering was a little hard to read. ^_^

Yeah, it can be kinda discouraging to be losing so badly in rankings to comics like Pupkin (and Movie Comics over at Top Web Comics... rrr...), but getting a high spot is a good way to get more visits!

Ah, yes, first mail from someone I don't know. Well, I emailed him and told him his comic rox0rz the house, and it does, Elf Only Inn , but still, he replied, so HA. Go read his comic too, and yes, the lettering on my comics can be VERY difficult to read. Damn me and my disgraphia.

From: Matt
Message: Anyway, I checked out your site just a bit ago, and I actually had a good laugh. That's somewhat rare from the types of links that people send me sometimes, but I really did like the couple that I saw. Web site designs leaves a bit to be desired, but other than that it's pretty damn good. Episode 2 of the 'Obvious Videos on Common Sense' cracked me right the hell up.

Thanks again for the nice email, bud, and good luck to you on your own comic adventures. =)

-Matt-

Another cartoonist, he draws Reasons why we Rule. It's a FABULOUS comic, it never fails to make me laugh, so GO. Yes, I had to email him to get fan mail too. Please, don't stone the attention whore! [me]

From: Alexis
Message: i would just like to say, i didnt vote for ur comic today, lol whats up with
the republican views in ur comics hehehehe!

Alexis goes to my school and I've known her since I was quite the wee one. Yeah, she's a democrat, so clearly we're not the BEST of friends, but...haha, just kidding. But in all honesty, Liberals have Doonesbury, Boondocks, etc, we conservatives need a comic all our own that won't get banned from the LA Times for being "too religiously offensive."

From: Dylan Johnson
Message: Yo chris Bill Simon Rules!!!!!!! BOOOOO GRAY DAVIS!!!!!

I love this man. Two words: "Yessss sssss." Well, while having a one party country can be really bad, California got the worst of it. A one party country and an idiot as a governor...fabulous...Don't get me wrong, I'm glad that the one party is the Republicans, but still, giving one group of people too much power ain't too good.

From: Amanda Critser
HATE Message: Chris i hate your comic site and i would much rather enjoy stabbing myself in the eyes with dull spikes...instead, I must stab you in the eys with dull spikes. OK happy? someone sent you hate mail!
Love Always,
Amanda

This was from when I had the hate mail contest...and received this one and only entry. Well, at least I got SOME hate mail! Geez, guys. Thank you Amanda, you are quite special.

From: Dylan Johnson
Message: hey chris i would just like to say to alexis LIBERALS SUCK!!!!

o0o0o0o0oh, looks like we got a little abuse going back here! I'll try to keep out of this, but just let me say, "REPUBLICANS IN THE HOUSE!".........of Representatives! Oh, and did I forget to mention the Senate, Executive, AND Judicial branches? Oh, guess I said it now...I mean, I'm completely impartial in this debate...ahem.

From: Kendall
Message: Fan mail for you, love me ;] ON CHRISTMAS TOO! how lovely. All right, it's been a while since I've looked at your site and talked to you and decided that today would be a lovely day to check up on it. Regardless of your silly conservative views (and you KNOW i'm kidding), I still love you to death. Do you still love me, even though I am a Democrat/Liberal (Haven't quite decided!)? hey, i can always change with the right amount of persuasion! (money, jewels, cars..or just your love!) jk. Well I think you're an abosolute sweetheart & are very talented, keep the comics coming, or else. ;]

Love,
Kendall <3

Yay for CSSSA people writing fan mail! They should, I forced them all to be on the mailing list. Anyway, I don't need to bribe her to be more conservative, she can be as wrong...I mean liberal as she wants. Besides, the only bribe that would really work would be if I bribed her with a brain transplant...you know, one that worked a little better so she saw the errors of her liberal ways. Haha, just kidding, Kendall, you know I love you.

From: Natalie Thom
Message: Chris, you are an official freak.But that's okay. Is that a real holiday? I hope not.
Natalie

Ah, yes. This is in response to the "Agnostica" comment I made. Well, that is what I call the secular tradition of Christmas. You know, with the commercialism and the atheist people celebrating it...Oh, and most importantly how we're not allowed to say Jesus or Christ on Christmas. At the city tree decorating/dedicating ceremonies, they are only allowed to be called "Holiday Trees" and the dedication speech cannot mention Jesus. The decorations can have no religious symbols. This, of course, is all in the name of "separation of church and state," but ends up being one of the worst current abuses of the US Constitution. Gee, Jesus CAN'T be the reason for this holiday, so let's just call it something else. [End rant]

From: Bradley Williams
Message: Chris man!

I just finished a very complicated hard med school final on drugs... and your
silly comic really picked me up!  I don't even get it and it makes me smile. 
Thanks for the comics.

Brad

Thanks again, Brad. Super Air Force man.

From: Schoen Hodges
Message: It makes everyone look over weight.  Why, why must you change it!  Damn you!  Damn you Chris!  You bastard!!!!!  Post THIS sucka!

This is in response to the latest drawing style, as you may be able to tell. Well, I've received a lot of grief over this decision, and yet, it's not changing. Go cry about it. Wussies.

From: Karin Eggers
Message: i dont get it... lol

Wow...deep. Thanks. Gotta love those blondes...;)

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